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Why the World Should, but Doesn’t Respect Electronic Music

Friday, April 23rd, 2010

I‘ve been meaning to write this article for quite some time, and the longer I’ve waited the more I’ve been able to see just how imperative it is that these ideas get put down in print. Electronic musicians have no bible, nor do we have much of a history or even a couple wizened veterans to add structure and depth to the development of our culture. We’re a burgeoning breed that isn’t quite ready to defend itself when attacked by more traditional musicians. This being the case, stuck up “professional musicians” and people like Henry Rollins need to perk up their ears and listen.





Why don’t these people respect electronic musicians? Because it takes no talent of course. According to them:


1) Making music on a computer circumvents the need to learn to play physical instruments.


2) DJing is not the same as pressing keys or working a bow and therefore takes no talent.


3) Sounds made by machines all sound the same and therefore have no soul.


4) Electronic music doesn’t have three minute progressive solos and all the melodies can be made by simpletons.


5) Electronic music doesn’t send a message and is therefore pointless.


First off, I’d like to point out that there’s a considerable difference between being good at playing an instrument and being good at making music. Despite what many might say, it is absolutely possible to be a musician without knowing how to play a single instrument. After all, instruments are just products of their respective cultures. Music exists, whether or not the instruments do.

Regardless, it’s pretty clear that these guys see no merit in any artists working within the electronic genre. So who do they respect? Ever tried asking one of them? I have. You know what they say? Check this out:



Beethoven, man. That guy was a musical genius.


Oh really? Why’s that?


Haven’t you ever seen that movie? He made music even after losing his hearing! No one has ever done it since!


Now, I’m not going to be the one that says Beethoven wasn’t a talented guy. He was brilliant, and clearly very determined not to let others’ expectations get the best of him. But that said, I refuse to believe that his existence marked the peak of musical talent; his musical surroundings were just a little bit different from the ones we know today. As a classical musician in the 1700′s, the guy’s repertoire of instruments remained rather unchanging throughout his life. All of his work drew heavily from the sound of the piano, clavichord, and a random assortment of string instruments. That being the case, one can see how composing music without actually hearing it could be a reasonably achievable goal: his instruments didn’t have a nearly infinite selection of filters, oscillators, resonators, and saturators, with LFO’s and envelopes controlling all of them. He didn’t have to literally design the sounds he was using. He hit a piano key, and it sounded the same every single time. When he composed his music, he didn’t have to sit and wonder how two different sounds were going to compliment each other. He’d heard them a thousand times before, and he counted on the fact that they weren’t about to change. In fact, his entire process of composition, which consisted of simply building melodies and rhythms out of those predefined sounds, was only half of what writing electronic music is now.





So why do electronic musicians deserve respect? Because they’re the only category of musicians that actually harnesses the potential to make music and not just arrange it. That’s why when I hear people like Rollins talking about how his band (Black Flag) had more musical talent than his hypothetical “DJ Fuckhead,” it gives me the mind to drive a stake through his heart and be done with it. Think about it. Black Flag was a punk band. Punk bands use distorted guitars, which, aside from the subtle differences provided by different amplifier models, all make the same sound. Black Flag didn’t need to come up with that sound. It already existed. They just used — or essentially sampled — it. What else do punk bands do? They play power chords. There’s one power chord for each note on a guitar, and there are a total of 12 notes. That means there are (you guessed it) 12 different power chords they use to make their songs. So when Black Flag went off to write a song, all they had to do was pick three or four of those 12 notes, and arrange them in a way that grooved with the drums. That’s it. That, in itself, makes their music more far more soulless than any computer instrument. Guitars sound like guitars, no matter how you feel when you play them.

Now consider a computer based instrument. Its user has the ability to literally craft its sound to custom fit his or her present emotion, and even allow it to morph as the tune develops. See what I’m getting at here?

I suppose the real truth may be that it’s simply going to take time for the masses to accept electronic music as an art form. But even so, that doesn’t mean we can’t stand up for our pride and joy when people like Rollins start taking shots. Hold your ground!

Besides, I guarantee our pulse saw sounds better than their Fender.

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Four Tet – Love Cry (Joy Orbison Remix)

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Burial – Versus

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Naughty – Quicktime (Roska Remix)

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12th Planet and Juakali – Reasons (Doctor P Remix)

Wonky Won the War

Sunday, December 13th, 2009

I‘m pretty sure it’s Sesame Street that’s responsible for my obsession with “words of the day,” so I suppose that means I should be thanking Jim Henson for the fact that today has been filled to the brim with all that is “wonky” in life: I did not get out of bed this morning. No sir, I ziffed out of bed, after which I proceeded to schlif down some breakfast, slink into some clothes, and pick up where I left off in my attempt to cycle through my entire playlist entitled, “Tunes that most closely represent the way I imagine a day in the life of Dr. Seuss would play out.” Confused? Let me explain.

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While there are, indeed, a multitude of genres into which one can separate the huge number of disco tunes being produced these days, when it really comes down to it, each of these genres (And we’re speaking purely in terms of “these days” of course– the early nineties are a different story) can be filtered out into two simple, all encompassing categories: Those tunes that take themselves seriously, and those that don’t.

Difficult to grasp? Think of it as the difference between a Deadmau5 set and a Crookers set. What would you expect to hear from each? Well, from Deadmau5 you’d likely expect to be put into a mood; At the very least, the last thing you’d anticipate whilst being surrounded by mind numbing progressive house beats is for Joel to hop on the mic and spit some vulgarity or tell a joke. A Crookers set, on the other hand, has less than six degrees of separation from a Mitch Hedberg performance. In fact, I would be moderately surprised if the guys hadn’t figured out a way to incorporate some old geez’s comedy routine into one of their sets already. Why? Because they don’t take themselves seriously, and thus, neither does their music. The dudes are hardly taking the “surround you with emotion” approach, and you know what? It’s all good with me, because for the moment, wonky seems to be winning.

So what does this all mean? It means it’s time to put your beautifully crafted chord progressions and traditional instruments aside, and let 2009′s platter of questionably crafted sounds, unstable melodies, and poorly syncopated rhythms take you for a journey deep down into the rabbit hole.

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The Rapture – W.A.Y.U.H. (Claude VonStroke’s Pantydropper Vocal Mix)

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Sukh Knight – Ganja Dub

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Das Glow – Lite Brite (Strip Steve Remix)

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Doctor P – Badman Sound (Extended Mix)