Picking That Bone: Episode 1 of ∞

I know I normally write about music itself, and I promise I will get right back to it in the subsequent days, but at this particular point in time, I’m feeling extremely compelled to offer a word of advice (in my own humble opinion) in the first of a series I’m going to call Picking That Bone. Obviously, seeing as I am just one man, your angry disagreements are inevitable, and are thusly welcomed.

“Bangers”

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I beg of you, the fun-loving people of the world, please discontinue your use of the word “banger,” for it has grown to encompass all that is wrong in the world of disco. I suppose a little history might be required in order to explain. Let us jump back a couple years… to 2006.

You might remember this special little time in dance music history, for it is the year that two very important events took place. First, Daft Punk brought their music to the Coachella music festival, which prompted nearly half of the United States to reconsider their position on electronic music, and second, Justice broke into the now buzzing scene, and convinced everyone else (essentially the kids that used to hang out on street corners wearing combat boots and Misfits patches) that “Woah! You can distort a synthesizer!? That’s kinda like punk, so we should definitely not hate on electronic music anymore.” And thus the new wave of dance musicians and Ed Banger minions came to be.

So where did the term “banger” come from? Well that’s easy: It came from the ex-metal-heads who wanted to like dance music but could not yet bring themselves to admit that that’s what it was. And I don’t blame them. They were all fresh out of high school at the time. Their newfound freedom had not yet kicked in, and their desire to feel wild and out of control was still burning strong. They didn’t want to make “disco.” They wanted to make metal on a computer, but since a name for that hadn’t quite been coined, the word “banger” came to be. And hey, I’m fine with that. If the music is being made, it needs a name, and far be it for me to say whether a name can or can’t be used. That’s not what bugs me. This is what bugs me:

The word banger, since 2006, has essentially become a meaningless slur, and yet an onslaught of newcomers continually insist on ramming it through our heads, again and again. In running this blog, I get about 50 emails each day from artists looking to promote their tracks, and almost 50% of those emails starts out with something along the lines of “I just finished this new banger for you.” For all those people, please, heed this warning:

  1. Calling your track a banger, when really all it is is the result of a couple hours of you sitting in front of your computer trying and failing to imitate the Bloody Beetroots synth sound, is not going to get you anywhere. We know you like distortion and angry sounds, but please, be original.
  2. Calling your track a banger clues all us bloggers in to the fact that you’ve only just made the transition from your metal band into dance music, and that you are completely oblivious to the workings of the scene.
  3. Calling your track a banger gives us the impression that you’re making this music on a whim, and that there’s a good chance you only downloaded Reason yesterday. It also implies that you’re only making music with hopes that you’re going to somehow become massively famous without even trying.
  4. If you must use the word, learn to use the word right. You may not, under any circumstances, call your track a banger if it sucks. The word banger (at least back when it was a healthy word) is supposed to refer to a tune that’s filled with so much energy and excitement that it can make a crowd…well, bang. If you make music that doesn’t have any of those qualities, don’t tell people it does! It’s one thing to be an amateur producer, but it is absolutely not okay to lie about it.

So that’s my qualm with the word. If I could, I would seek to have it eradicated from the English language, but since that isn’t too feasible, let me leave you with this:

The word “banger” is dead, and if you want to be taken seriously, do not use it. Ever.

A Couple Tunes

As you likely didn’t come here just to read my pointless slobber, here’s a couple tunes that have really taken the scene by storm. The A-Trak remix is this year’s equivalent of what Pilotpriest‘s Love Lockdown remix was last year. Needless to say, it’ll have you on your knees. And if you’re the DJ, make sure you’re comfortable with being touched by strangers before you consider spinning it.

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The Yeah Yeah Yeah’s – Heads Will Roll (A-Trak Remix) (Club Edit)

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The Yeah Yeah Yeah’s – Soft Shock (Them Jeans Acoustic Remix)

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Fischerspooner – Supply Demand (AutoErotique Remix)

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Little Boots – Earthquake (Treasure Fingers’ Epicwave mix)

If any of the tunes contained in this post happen to suit your taste, the artist would probably be thrilled if you considered buying them on iTunes, Beatport, or Amazon.

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by Stephen Corwin

15 Responses to “Picking That Bone: Episode 1 of ∞”

  1. blah says:

    Im pretty sure it comes from the latin “clubus bangerous”, and not from metal kids. plus youre making the internet think youre a douche.

  2. Winnie says:

    yes even worse is djs who play “bangers”

  3. jim says:

    let people use whatever words they want. music isn’t yours. a banger to me may not be a banger to you, simply for the fact that it makes me want to “bang” (in your words) and doesn’t really do it for you. you’re the bigger douche for making fun of kids who are trying to make some music just because they want to, not necessarily because they want to be famous. Words change meaning. “Sick” doesn’t necessarily mean ill. “Bad” doesn’t necessarily mean the opposite of good, and similarly, “banger” can mean all sorts of different things to different people. Lay off it and just dance!

  4. karlo marx says:

    banger means “a line” where i come from…

  5. pat says:

    where can i get these tracks?

  6. DJ Reflex says:

    I have been DJing for 14 years, I have over 500 gb of music… that soft shock acoustic remix is going into my “wow” category

    Holla

  7. Ben says:

    Loving the Treasure Fingers remix of Little Boots’ Earthquake. Thanks for posting. Sweet deal.

  8. Tom says:

    dw guys, Stephen Corwin is a professional… he makes the rules

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